(Can be sung to "If I Only Had a Brain" from THE WIZARD OF OZ)
"I swear that you'll regret it. Don't take it as a threat; it Just shows how far I've reached. Wall Street will fumble And stocks will take a tumble If I ever get impeached.
"My supporters will be livid, My language much more vivid. You know how much I've preached. Without my expert thinking The country will be sinking If I ever get impeached.
"Oh, why don't you see that I Can fix this country now. I'm the only one with answers as to how. Excuse me while I take a bow.
"Compared to me he's scrawny-- My buddy Giuliani-- And, oh, how he has screeched. But he will stand right by me While others vilify me If I ever get impeached.
"Why do my critics shout When talk leaks out about All the protocol I've breached? You'll all have to worry When I unleash my fury If I ever get impeached."
-by Bob B (8-27-18)
°Inspired by parodist John Di Domenico, also known as Randy Rainbow. I wanted to write the poem/song from the president's point of view. Thanks, RR, for the idea of using the topic of impeachment with the song from THE WIZARD OF OZ.