a cactus and a boat were millions of miles apart when the boat suddenly smelled the danger and went all those miles to see the little cactus
the cactus had grown up hating affection rejecting every single touch and the boat was determined to change this
so the stupid stupid stupid boat went onto the land and somehow got all the way to that cactus plant and when it got there it expected a hug and all it got was ****** arms and a broken heart