Look at that beautiful baby Sitting alone in his crib Who knows what he’s thinking Maybe partying up ahead Like enjoying fairy bread And doughnuts oh ****** yeah Maybe might take up alcohol When he becomes an adult But for now he is a beautiful baby really cute is he There could be many other things that your baby will really enjoy He could be a real baseball star Or even Auskick in the afl Then he might be a bush walker In a group of mates Or even be a mascot for his favourite team but for now Look at that beautiful baby Really cute is he You see he could be prime minister where his decisions count even if they are right wing Well you can’t win them all He might be a university professor to help give young people a go or he could be a primary school teacher to give the kids the right start He might be a policeman To catch all the bad guys And send them right to prison To make the streets safe Hopefully he won’t be a person who is accused of **** But for now he is a beautiful baby really cute is he