As President Trump’s History has shown The list of felons Has grown and grown As a consequence Of the bad seeds he’s sown He's the worst president That we've ever known
He likes to call it A Witch Hunt Which is shy of a touchdown And short of a punt Witches are everywhere Just to be blunt And Mueller is catching 'em On the battlefront
Trump could give out pardons If he’s so inclined But the party bosses Would be quick to remind Him of the fact He’d place them in a bind When the mid-terms arrive Voters wouldn’t be kind
Let me say this In any case He’s between a rock And a hard place He’ll be ****** if he does While tryin’ to erase The corruption that has Stared us all in the face