Barmaid in a black bikini Push up bra and all Eight hours in an endless shift Supplying visual accommodation To fantasies best left unspoken By the yabbos leering at the bar.
One half a pill at shiftβs beginning The other at hour four Keeps the chatter ever charming And the hopelessness at bay As the clock sits paralyzed And itβs always nine fifteen. ljm
Inspired by David's "I'M" I once worked as a bikini clad barmaid in a beer bar that catered to auto workers from a nearby factory. The pay was great but I had to take half a seco-synetan diet pill every 4 hours. They made me rap and chatter and able to charm the yobbos making lewd suggestions and conjectures. I lasted only 8 mo. before it was time to move on to something a little more like who I am.