Imagine the vast fortunes of
disrespect which citizens of
some nations are born with!

A liftetime ahead and no way
of ever being able to deplete
those ancestral coffers.
                  
After centuries spreading terror
UK is scared of the reckoning.
Brexit, their Irish border terrierist!
                  
Michael O’Leary has the world
eating out of his hand, despite,
he being a previous *******.

Ah: Sure tis a grand ting to be
Irish, but not only dat, we all
get to keep our foreskins!