Sherlock Holmes came and couldn't solve the problem.
Charlie Chan pitched in and hardly could find the clue.
Mister Moto, stated he was better at solving various things.

Columbo wanted to help.
Even Mannix, Rockford and Magnum too.

Too much reading gotten to my brain.
When I placed myself in their storylines.
****, I even thought they called in the FBI.

Well, maybe it's just a matter of time.
It does make me want to go to college and get a degree.
Then I be the best private investigator the world has ever seen.