Dear, Dear Mother
                                You know
                                you mean the world to me
but dear mother
                                why do you do it
                                          go in to the toilet in the dark
                                                            ­and when i go and put the light on
i find you sitting there
                          knickers around your knees
                                          mother i am 58
                                                              ­ that is not a good image to me
Dear Dear Mother.