The waiter’s don’t go there
to serve but to sit.

If you’re hypoglycaemic, you
will have a fit.

Doppio means Double
twice, the same trouble

You go there again
and you’ll feel like a nit.

An hour at a table looking
at ants

One wishes the staff had
a few in their pants.

A word with the boss
to complain of your loss

He’s an arrogant old ****
who cares but a toss.


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Ps.
if you want to get fed
grow two extra legs and
try under the tables.

Doppio is a Pizza
Restaurant in Luberon.
Don’t go there.