Hairdressers daughter, Momma wanted her to make farther without a father Couldn't even manage an alama matar From the far South, no clue how to keep her legs closed, nor her **** mouth These blackhole guys with their cast oil lies, let her keep the disguise That she don't know better The 'basic' girl, she fits it to the letter But she's actually pretty clever Just miserable, intent on making things intense for the individuals who fall for her ******* lust, their faces change fast when they see the red plus She hits them with 'whats that mean for us? How this gonna go down?" They give her money to get out of town, they choke Little do they know it's all a joke, one gift store test puts her with the best of all con artists, its a high for her, but she still don't feel Until one day it all got real That equation on a stick that helped her get rich, she couldn't go through with it Came back and latched hard. 9 whole months, Had to become a hairdresser, took out her phone, clicked on 'mom' and called her "You're gonna have a granddaughter"