I met a girl with X-ray vision. She found herself quite smart. Yet despite Her fantastic sight She couldn't find my heart.
There was an ***** that pumped blood But surely there was something more. So she climbed Into my mind And opened up a door.
There she found Things somewhat profound, But they were not of any interest, So she rose And found the words I spoke In the chasms of my lungs.
She saw debate and The arguments I fought She saw what I cared about But it was still not what she sought
Then she leapt into my hands And saw all that I wrote She tried to find double meaning To the carefully chosen words But there was no leaning Or things of note.
So she gave up But began to fall For when asked what I cared about My girl with "X-ray vision" Knew that she didn't know me at all