Such a pretty young thing And a personality like no other I’m shocked someone hasn’t raided your finger with a diamond so the insects called men can’t have a chance with you because of your bug repellent ring It’s sad when you realize the person you thought was keeping you up instead was keeping you down Your number 1 fan turned to your number 1 stan and now you realize that you’ve been the most realist person on your team that you’ve kept around Girls be wanting Hakeems from the Bronx but want a wedding like Aladdin in the Sultans Palace Stop getting married to temporary vibe boosters because once that high is over you’ll be out your wonderland and your name will no longer be Alice Stop doing joint bank accounts with hopes of traveling the world together because only one of your passports will be the new portable atlas My PhD in relationship longevity is telling me to diagnose you with takotsubo cardiomyopathy due to an unhealthy exposure to malice We not together right now but I have faith it’s in gods plans You falling for the wrong guy but I know you’ll land in gods hands You should give me a call when your man playing child games I won’t be your knight in shining armor but I’ll be the one to save you from your depression and suicidal claims Thick girls don’t need to worry about losing weight Guys like me love you the way you are and when we say you’ve been weighing heavy on our mind it means you hold weight Trying to give change to a man who doesn’t know your worth when you’re the whole dollar but that’s for a different debate Never let the public eye shape how you feel about yourself in your private eye All those names they call you during the day wash away in the night time And take my advice when I tell you eating your problems away doesn’t make the pain subside I should be telling myself this advice but look in the mirror and when you smile at the reflection only then will you be able to go out in the world and have the biggest enemy called your conscience on your side