Jul 2018
Hi D Raven here again
Remember me, I’m the Vampire people would love to slain.
But 500 years I’ve now had and 500 more I’m destined for.
I’m going to tell you a short tale but be warned it will make your face pale.
So before you turn the page, let me first check your worldly age?
You must of course be twenty one to be included in the fun.
Come children gather closely now, while I stand up and take a bow.
Let the story begin.......
One day whilst at home, cutting chicken off the bone.
In an effort to impress, a lady emporess.
It was getting rather late but after all this was considered a date.
The lady hearing of my good looks, made a phone call and the night was booked.
So here I am all alone, cutting chicken off the bone, when the lights begin to trigger and I hear a womanly voice snigger.
The woman’s voice then says all light and airy, "welcome to your bad fairy".
Thinking I had been set up and someone was playing a trick, again the lights began to flick.
I slowly crept about the room, searching for a weapon, I found a broom.
I waited for the lights to settle just then I heard the whistling of a kettle.
Distracted, I turned around then, I heard another sound, this time it came from the room above, from the Cote where I kept my Pet Dove.
I headed up the stairs steep, to where my Dove I did keep.
I found feathers on the ground, my Dove was nowhere to be found.
My heart was beating out of my chest, until I found my Dove I could not rest.
I ran a few ideas through my mind, trying to forge a plan to find, my Dove.
MY DOVE, MY DOVE, MY PET
MY LOVE
WHERE FOR ART THOU?
YOU NO LONGER PERCH UPON YOUR BOUGH
I ran from room to room, searching high and low but still could not find the Dove that was on my mind.
Returning back to the Kitchen, I found the surfaces all covered in Lichen.
Someone had covered all the surfaces in bright green.
It was a mess like no other I had seen.
Then I heard a womanly giggle and ran towards the sound.
My feet began to slip and slide, I fell to the floor and slid right into the kitchen door.
The woman giggled once again and I wiggled on my belly towards the sound coming from the room with the tele.
What do you think I found?
MY DOVE, MY DOVE, MY PET,
MY LOVE
Sitting on the remote control, turning channels nice and slow.
Hopping from foot to foot, laughing as he does, free from restraints of the Cote above.
What about the green slime, I hear you ask?
Well the Dove had tried a simple task of making some Jelly to eat before the tele.
It ended up on the floor then I slipped and head butted the door.
I called the Lady Emporess and apologised to her but I had to break our date.
It simply was not within our fate to have this late night date.
Now I am running late for another date, I have a Kitchen to clean, a meal to make and an evening in front of the tele just me my Pet Dove, my best mate.
Well that's all folks for now, I bid you goodnight and take my bow.
Remember me, I’m the Vampire people would love to slain.
But 500 years I’ve now had and 500 more I’m destined for.
I’m going to tell you a short tale but be warned it will make your face pale.
So before you turn the page, let me first check your worldly age?
You must of course be twenty one to be included in the fun.
Come children gather closely now, while I stand up and take a bow.
Let the story begin.......
One day whilst at home, cutting chicken off the bone.
In an effort to impress, a lady emporess.
It was getting rather late but after all this was considered a date.
The lady hearing of my good looks, made a phone call and the night was booked.
So here I am all alone, cutting chicken off the bone, when the lights begin to trigger and I hear a womanly voice snigger.
The woman’s voice then says all light and airy, "welcome to your bad fairy".
Thinking I had been set up and someone was playing a trick, again the lights began to flick.
I slowly crept about the room, searching for a weapon, I found a broom.
I waited for the lights to settle just then I heard the whistling of a kettle.
Distracted, I turned around then, I heard another sound, this time it came from the room above, from the Cote where I kept my Pet Dove.
I headed up the stairs steep, to where my Dove I did keep.
I found feathers on the ground, my Dove was nowhere to be found.
My heart was beating out of my chest, until I found my Dove I could not rest.
I ran a few ideas through my mind, trying to forge a plan to find, my Dove.
MY DOVE, MY DOVE, MY PET
MY LOVE
WHERE FOR ART THOU?
YOU NO LONGER PERCH UPON YOUR BOUGH
I ran from room to room, searching high and low but still could not find the Dove that was on my mind.
Returning back to the Kitchen, I found the surfaces all covered in Lichen.
Someone had covered all the surfaces in bright green.
It was a mess like no other I had seen.
Then I heard a womanly giggle and ran towards the sound.
My feet began to slip and slide, I fell to the floor and slid right into the kitchen door.
The woman giggled once again and I wiggled on my belly towards the sound coming from the room with the tele.
What do you think I found?
MY DOVE, MY DOVE, MY PET,
MY LOVE
Sitting on the remote control, turning channels nice and slow.
Hopping from foot to foot, laughing as he does, free from restraints of the Cote above.
What about the green slime, I hear you ask?
Well the Dove had tried a simple task of making some Jelly to eat before the tele.
It ended up on the floor then I slipped and head butted the door.
I called the Lady Emporess and apologised to her but I had to break our date.
It simply was not within our fate to have this late night date.
Now I am running late for another date, I have a Kitchen to clean, a meal to make and an evening in front of the tele just me my Pet Dove, my best mate.
Well that's all folks for now, I bid you goodnight and take my bow.
