The closest thing we have to
a literary blender is a paper
shredder.

So, I decided to put all of
human natures emotional
sentiments, into one.

Pain. Sorrow, Love, Passion
Anger Hate, Fear, Loneliness,
Happiness, Jealousy, Spite.

Then I pushed the red button,
presto, out the other end came
black and white minced clippings.

Tagliatelle tales which I covered
in a red inked sauce, garnished
with a grating of ambivalence!