oh man oh man
you are the apple i want to chop
the banana i want to drop
the watermelon i want to squeeze
the germs i want to sneeze
you're the being i can't tolerate
you make me so irate
you don't know how annoying you are
to some people like me
although i still wish you the best
i just hope you let me rest
i am not one of your projects
nor i'm one of your subjects
who do you think you are
as if you know the whole me
find some other one
who would like you to be
their father, their brother, or their friend
for surely it ain't me