> > Santa:
> >
> > What the hell are you doing here,
> > I must have a red nose reindeer.
> >
> > Adolf:
> >
> > I don't know, the job centre sent me
> > and told me to put glitter on my antlers.
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > Did you read the job description ?
> >
> > Adolf:
> >
> > I did, but the lady said that it was an
> > equal opportunities position.
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > Did they give you a card?
> >
> > Adolf:
> >
> > Yes, here it is, you me and the bear.
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > I don't believe this.
> >
> > Adolf:
> >
> > Well ! am I hired or not?
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > I must ring the job centre.
> > Hello, Santa Claus here.
> > Where is Rudolf this year Miss?
> >
> > Job Centre:
> >
> > Hello Santa, he can't make it this year.
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > But why not?
> >
> > Job Centre:
> >
> > We are not permitted to discuss our
> > clients affairs Mr Claus.
> >
> > Santa;
> >
> > But I must speak with him !
> >
> > Job Centre:
> >
> > The best I can do is to give you
> > the AA help line.
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > Hello, I am looking for Rudolf.
> >
> > AA.
> >
> > Is this some sort of Joke?
> >
> > Santa:
> >
> > No, this is Santa Claus here.
> >
> > AA.
> >
> > This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not
> > give out information about our members. All I
> > can say is, everyone around the table here have
> > Red ******* like Rudolf.
> >
> > Merry Christmas, now ******* and stop annoying us.
> >