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Jun 2018
you're too average to marry Meryl Streep
you should use a razor rather than a shaver
too cheap to get out of bed for €10
but at least you've got Leeds
for a cheap bed and breakfast
Antony Glaser
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Antony Glaser  60/M/croydon
(60/M/croydon)   
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       ---, Crazy Diamond Kristy, Aslam M, H-B and JL Smith
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