when i was four, i got to be line leader for my preschool class; i was so excited that i went straight outside without my teacher telling me to, leaving my whole class behind. my teacher got mad, and i think that was the first time i cried out of sadness.
in kindergarten, i stole a rock from my teacher. i didn't know it was stealing, i just thought it was a pretty rock and i wanted to have it. i later gave it to my best friend because she was mad at me and i thought that rock would appease her. it didn't.
another time during first grade, i called my teacher mom. she made fun of me. ***** you, mrs. brandon.
second grade was uneventful.
in third grade, i got scared by my teacher during open house. i walked into her classroom but didn't see her until she popped up 2 inches from my face, "Hi!" her voice boomed. she was nice though. she taught us how to swallow pills because we were curious of how she took her migraine meds each morning.
i also argued with my third grade math teacher over the spelling of marshmallow. she spelled it marshmellow, and i hated her, so i pointed it out just to make her mad.
in fourth grade, i moved to another house and saw my dad punch my brother in the hallway of our new home. in fifth grade, i said '****' for the first time. in sixth grade, i cursed like a sailor and tried to eat less. in seventh grade, i wore makeup and became sick in the head.
eighth grade was boring. not that i can remember any of it, of course.