The yellow and orange dance in my eyes and on the gleaming rocks, water droplets phasing in and out of existence as they slowly shape the cave, as they have over centuries. I feel my smirk broaden into a full-on grin.
My fingers stroke gingerly, in respect for the centuries and lives these walls have claimed. My heart ****** at every imperfection. Every crevasse could be a clue. But every one isn't.
I pull back the curtain of moss, ducking and picking out a treacherous path. Another curtain blocks my view, a veil of spiderwebs. I flick them away with the tip of my saber.
Or even a vaguely cool-looking stick, I don't really care about that part so much. Forget the treasure and even the clues. No secret codes or Nazis are necessary. I don't even need a cool jacket. All I really want to do is carry a torch though a cave. Just once.
It doesn't necessarily have to be a cave, either. I'm flexible. Abandoned mine shafts, secret tunnels, castle dungeons. It all works.
But the torch is a non-negotiable. A real, live, wooden torch. Not what the Brits call flashlights, a torch-torch. With fire, please.
Someone give me an attainable career path before I hang it all and go steal the Declaration of Independence.