There's always a dum ti dum
a radio playing a so sad song
which makes you feel like you
want to hum
the 'funeral march'
but
it's wedding day for
the twosome
who some
say
shouldn't have any fun
well
**** them,

I'm sending my best to
the royal pair

I won't be there
at the marriage
no invite
no carriage
no bubbly
no cake
I'll have to make
do
with ****** all

(more writing on the sodding wall)