I peeled some eggs today. No metaphors or tricky language today, no. I boiled them, drained them, and let them cool. I cracked the first one on the *** and then held it over the trashcan. As soon as I dug my thumb into it, I knew they were perfect. I had put enough salt in the water to make them easy to peel, just how Momma taught me. I used the edge of the shell against my thumb and applied force perpendicular while using my other thumb to hold the shell and egg opposite my target in place. I dug my thumb into that thin film just far enough not to grab the egg, but far enough to get the shell. I had it off in a couple of motions, only one minor flaw that was my own carelessness. I lost myself for a while. Rosco came sniffing around, my dog looking for a snack as always. My phone lit up beside me - it was her. We're taking it as slow as southern molasses. It's nice. I cracked one egg and pulled the shell off perfectly in half. I was awestruck. I mangled one badly so I decided to eat it. Yum! Still warm. I made too many anyway. Yeah, that's all. I peeled some eggs today.