I go to church every Sunday morning, every Wednesday night. Ever since I was just a toddler. They teach you about Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, and Jonah in the whale. They don't teach you about what to do when you're handed a drink, asked for answers on a test, or smiled at by the new boy with sandy brown hair. The world has turned "the devil" into red horns, a pitchfork, and an evil smile. I believe, if this book of stories really is true, that he still looks like an angel. He's in disguise so that we can never even tell the difference. Maybe that's why our bad decisions look like good decisions before we decide to do them.