We briefly stop arguing five hours into the road trip; exhaustion reigns over resolution. I lean my weary head against the window and lock eyes with a French bulldog ******* mightily on the sidewalk. Its owner notices me, furrows his brow, and menacingly clenches his grasp on a plastic bag, which I assume he uses to collect the dog’s waste. I avert my gaze and look anxiously back at you. You had been looking too; now we are laughing.