Sitting down in puddles Splashing in the rain Eating cucumber sarnies My actions are never plain. Anything for a little titter Anything for a little laugh sitting here writing this **** In a clown suit ,in my bath. Comedian,chameleon 300 shades of red and green Busted my gut trying to be funny The surgeon removed my spleen. Sitting down in puddles With my sandwiches oh so wet ten days straight in that clown suit A little I began to fret. Sweet days .