Whoopee
it's the Jubilee
if
not it's the Central line

and it's
if not because
the Central line's what I got

It's like a lucky dip with
a prize every time
but
It's always, at least for me
the flamin'
Central line.

I can feel it pulling me
down from my sanctuary
and into some underground
shaft,

daft?
I may be
but the Central's got it in for me
I should have stayed in bed.