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Roberta Frosty
Poems
Apr 2018
Purge Mode
Purge mode! Purge mode!
Everything must go!
I haven’t worn these pants in at least twelve months.
Purge!
This was my go to cute top in ‘07, but it shrunk.
Purge!
These shoes are embarrassingly loud, they go “THWUMP, THWUMP, THWUMP.”
Purge!
Once, in this dress, someone mistakenly thought I was knocked up.
Purge!
Cool expensive hat from Anthropologie I’ve worn not a once?
Oh wait, maybe keep that one.
Nah, just kidding, PUUUUUUUURGE!
#clothing
#clothes
#konmari
#purge
#fashion
#funny
#humor
Written by
Roberta Frosty
F/El Segundo, CA
(F/El Segundo, CA)
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