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Purge Mode

by @RobertaFrosty

Purge mode! Purge mode! Everything must go! I haven’t worn these pants in at least twelve months. Purge! This was my go to cute top in ‘07, but it shrunk. Purge! These shoes are embarrassingly loud, they go “THWUMP, THWUMP, THWUMP.” Purge! Once, in this dress, someone mistakenly thought I was knocked up. Purge! Cool expensive hat from Anthropologie I’ve worn not a once? Oh wait, maybe keep that one. Nah, just kidding, PUUUUUUUURGE!
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Written by
RobertaFrosty
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Published
Apr 16, 2018
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#clothing#clothes#konmari#purge#fashion#funny#humor
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