Color me in red
or in saffron, to be precise
and bathe me in green
if you think that is wise.

Hand me the crux and tell me
this will show me "THE WAY"
and feed me the gospels
so that I would preach what you say.

Shallow my conscience
Take all the time that you need
use the best of your men
and turn me into one of "THE CREED".

If you inculcate slightest of doubt
over your training expertise
you may start over and over again
I have the patience of cheddar cheese.

Once you think
you are done with the task
you may test my learning
any questions, you may ask.

For all your questions
I have one single reply
to whomsoever, it may concern
with these ******* I cannot comply.

For all your lessons are so dud
they don't reach to my soul
while I am a raptor, the king of the sky
you wish me to be a fish in a bowl.

Now that you have used your chance
to get inside my head and wipe it out
and paint it with the haloed monstrosity  
since you've failed, please don't shout.

I need to be somewhere,
I think is more crucial and prime
you have disappointed me miserably
I was expecting some wisdom simple and sublime.