Elton John is charging forward, At the rate of 152 bmp, Like a boat racing shoreward, A boat who's crew is due for some leave.
Chargin like an angry rhino, John is jumping about, Tearing through the room with abandon, Just begging for a scrap.
Feeling invincible in the moment, Where everything is going JUST right, Where your spoiling for a rumble, To tumble for tumblin' sake.
To break free from the usual, For a breath for fresh air, For a breath of something REAL!
Chain smoking like a man on death row, Cold beer in one's hand, Getting well and truly ripped, Pleased at where the night is going.
All tasks accomplished, All challengers laid low, Sporting a bruised and bloodied brow, But a victorious smile showing all the same.
Wind blowing through hair, Legs churning asphalt like it's no one's business, Feet barely touching the ground, Onto the next scrap, The next in a long and wonderful night.