My stuff is my stuff, your stuff is my stuff From your post-hole diggers to that nice pry bar From your leaf blower to your garden rake Your stuff – it now belongs to me
While I was climbing Your backyard fence I saw your bolt-cutters Don’t take offense
But you are rich (You’ve got a job) I’m sharing your wealth (I don’t really rob)
My stuff is my stuff, your stuff is my stuff From the real long power cord to that full tool box From your brand new shovel to your socket set Your stuff – it now belongs to me