The last time
I was in Italy
I went into a
Florence barber's
shop for a shampoo.
The assistant enquired
where I came from?
I told him - “Ireland.”
When he  asked me
for my name?
I said "Tim O'Taye."

“Prega signor,
Tell me yours!”
I asked.
He replied -
"Alberto Balsam!"

TOBIAS