Weary, lost and hungry a traveller came to an inn. Under the sign of “The George & Dragon” he enquired at an open window: “Could I have something to eat please?” “No!” said the landlady “We’re closed!”
“Well, could I have a bed for the night?” “Certainly not! Go away!”
Thus rebuffed the traveller waited for a while, then called again: “Could I speak to George this time please?”