And God created Woman.
And she was good.
And she had two arms,
two legs, and three *******.

God asked Woman
what she would like
to have changed about herself?
And she asked for her
middle breast to be removed.

God removed her middle breast.
And it was good.

She stood there with
her third breast in her
hand and asked God
what should be done
with this useless ****?.....

Then God created Man.

TOBIAS