I think it's time you tried something new
those cat calls really don't suit you.
The cute boy that I used to know
is now going after every "***."
Hey I get it, you're growing up
You're no longer just a little pup.
I do have just one thing to say though,
you really shouldn't have to put on such a show.
You're friends should treat you as a human
not as if you're some garbage can.