Would you look at that!
You chewed me up then spat.
Although, I'm not surprised.
It wasn't as if you were disguised.
You're well known for your stupids act
but of course I thought I could get you on track.
I'm a pest, I get it.
I'm tightly knit.
Won't spread my legs
or drink out of kegs.
I'm the good girl who never strays
even after you've tried for days.
You made a bet
now you're beginning to sweat.
Because its not happening
must be saddening.
100 bucks down the drain
I'm guessing now you wish you had a brain.