Before- “Run! Come on their gonna catch us!” We really messed up this time. Whose idea was it to smash the mailboxes? Deface the school parking lot? Jesus Ch- “Is that mom’s car?” JESUS CHR- “Nevermind.”
After- “Three for seventy or five for seventy-five. Best deal in town.” We really messed up this time. Who forgot the lighter and and cash? Where’s the hell are the papers? What the f- “Are these sugar?” WHAT THE FU- “Nevermind.”
Before- “Shut up! He’s gonna see us!” We really messed up this time. Who thought throwing popcorn at the cute movie theater boy was a good idea” Oh sh- “He’s looking over here!” OH ****- “Nevermind.”
After- “***** tastes better straight.” We really messed up this time. Who bought Smirnoff? We wanted UV. Where are the shot glasses? Son of a- “I think this stuff is expired…” SON OF A B- “Nevermind.”
Before- “We had a test?!” I really messed up this time. When did we even take notes? I don't remember the what we even went over. God da- “Yeah, he said its worth 20% of our grade.” GOD DAM- “Nevermind.”
After- “What is going on?!” We really messed up this time. The room smells like substance. Curtains closed- eyes closed. Broken orange bottles- Bu- “He took too many!” Burn- “He’s not waking up!” Burno- “Call someone!” BURNOUT.
“Nevermind?”
Before- “This is the best day of my life.” We are okay this time.