I own a little girl
as cute as she can be
as far as humans go
she's not too raggedy.

She makes the funniest sounds
you've ever heard before
sounds almost like someone
got their tail caught in the door.

We go everywhere together
so I can keep an eye on her
as she might catch a cold
cuz she hasn't all her fur.

Even though she has her own
little human cup and dish
to drink milk from my saucer
seems her greatest wish.

So I watch my little pet
try to lap my dinner up
and start to wonder now
should I be drinking from her cup.

I really wish she'd let me drink
and not act like such a hog
I wonder if the pet store
would let me trade her for a dog.