Why do people steal, Some to provide their family, With a meal, Some just to prove, They are better than the security, Some kleptomaniacs, Fulfilling their desire, I see this cute thing on the aisle, Take it and shove it in my pocket, Or in one of many pockets in my jacket, Someone left their Starbucks unattended, The taste of fresh coffee blended, "Oh excuse me sir "! "You dropped your wallet!", Within my pocket crumpled money stir, The thrill of stealing, And the reward gleaming, Life is unjust, I cannot change it, Might as well be part of it.