They're laying their hands on Two of everything; A and B have my mother's chin, I've seen the pictures, Though they're still in. Two bassinets and blankies, Strollers and onesies,. Cots, cradles and potties. And let's not forget *******. Surely both will be put to the test. Perhaps alternating could garner some rest. Those peanuts at present share one shell, And the bump... well, you should see the swell. Soon they'll gather and cut the ribbon, There'll be crying and laughing At The Grand Opening.
Twin girls on the way. Thought a little humor was needed.