How pleasant to know Mr. Kiko Whose nose is remarkably big— Whose soul blazoned with a poetry freckle— Whose black hair resembles a wig— He who cometh from Uganda— He who most of his poetry all to his lass— Though some say, "such, such propaganda"— But to Him as pure as green of grass.
How pleasant to know Mr. Kiko Who sleepeth late in the dead of night Gazing about ancient star's glow That ever beam long and bright— Bright—but not as his lass's limpid eyes Bestowed never upon seraphim above— Though some say—"such, such lies Of a swain drownded in a pool of lurve."