If you give a Poet a cookie... He’s gonna want a cup of coffee And not just any coffee But the good stuff on the high shelf And if you give the Poet the Kenyan Organic Whole Bean Reserved for your best company He’s gonna want creamer The good Whole Foods $5.69 creamer And if you give the Poet the Expensive creamer he’s gonna Want to sit down and talk Of great books Great music And he’ll notice you’ve got A record player And if you have a record player The Poet’s gonna wanna go Through your collection Your Fleetwood Mac John Coltrane Tom Petty Nina Simone And the Poet will put his coffee down And look at the back of that Nina record And tell you that ‘This song...this song ‘Reminds me so much of what ‘Love sounds like...’ And you’ll look at the Poet Cause he just touched Your heart Made it skip a beat And you’ll think to yourself ‘I just might invite that Poet over again tomorrow...’ But if you do That Poet is gonna want a cookie And If you give a Poet a cookie...