Step 1: bow to your partner and hope they bow in return this is the first of many false acts of kindness you will receive Step 2: move forward. A dance of this variety will require close quarters, and may result in attachment Step 3: hold on. Get used to your partner leading. It’s time for you to be less than, that’s what you are. A scar left on them because you, you are the one to blame, right? Step 4: glide right. You’re right they say shes left but you know they’re wrong. This song is on repeat and you know the only way to stop is take a seat but if you want to do that refer to step 3 this dance is not optional. Step 5: follow her when she moves back the threat of her leaving somehow makes you stay. The day is not done. You are not about to lose her you are not about to be the cause of destruction you are not about to break a heel trying to pull away so balance on those sticks you call shoes Step six: go left. your partner is right and you can’t question a rhythm. Step seven: step back Step seven: evaluate Step seven: is your chance Step seven: your body says run Step seven: your feet are frozen Step eight: hold onto your partner, you must get used to her leading. She says Do not stop dancing, not even if the music stops. Step nine: who are you to question, glide right because she hasn’t left Step ten: move forward, it will take her aback. Somehow you’ve found a way to lead Step eleven: now you are the one who has left, but that does not make her right Step 12: step back. Turn off the music. Bow.