“HEY! This coffee tastes like it's sweetened with cat turds instead of sugar! Honey, did you put cat turds in my coffee again?”; “Yes, just a few.”; “Well, okay, but next time I would prefer sugar to sweeten my coffee instead of cat turds.”; “I'm sorry, but when you said that you wanted cat turds in your coffee I believed you.”; “I know. Sometimes I say things that I don't mean. Here's a knife. Cut my ******* off.”