There once was a man named Good He loved to make people happy, He loved to make them laugh. He helped people stay on track And prevented anything bad. But his brother, on the other hand His name was Evil All he wanted to do was drain the happiness from people's souls, He wanted to see them cry. He pushed people askew And turned their souls from Good. Now that I think about it Evil must have touched me Because I can only seem to do all the wrong things And hurt everyone else's souls Sending their way the message of Evil, Driving out Good.