What happened to the chicken when he tried to cross the road?
He died!

Isn't it funny?
Why aren't you laughing?
Tell me.

Tell me I made you happy with my lovely comedy.
I know I did.
I had to of.

So tell me.

I promise I won't get angry.
Not like last time.
That was scary, wasn't it?
The way I hurt you for making me sad.

Scary for you.
Your poor, defenseless soul.

I remember you laughed so much after that.
Or were you screaming?
I forgot.

This doesn't rhyme.
But frankly my dear, I don't care.

You will laugh with me.
Or face the consequences.

Either will be fun for me.