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Dec 2017
(1) The people who had said that my arms are very hairy are dead. (2) Yes, I attended 17 funerals today of people who have made light of my hairy arms. (3) See my arms? (4) After I get done in there the toilet will be better than new. (5) I'll strangle you one day with hands attached to hairy arms. (6) Deny me and suffer beneath the gripping nature of a man with no grudge against the Earth. (7) It's because I don't know how to love a woman. (8) I shall use my hairy arms to encourage peaceful resistance. (9) Whatever secrets you divulge will go no further than my arms. (10) Firstly, I'll **** you with kindness, secondly: with the hair from my misunderstood arms. (11) These days are made for loving. (12) A man with extremely hairy arms can not be trusted with young & beautiful Chinese women. (13) Tell me the secrets to your successful adventures with balding women. (14) In ten years I'll have accomplished my goals and the world will see my hairy arms and remember Elvis.
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