I don’t like Mondays I’m eating my head A ***** fell out And it was you But what we have in common- Distrust of authority You raised your fist in triumph And the criminal became celebrity There’s mutual respect here I’m invisible but you saw me You went about protecting me Threw me a soda Calling out the hypocrites In all their fancy drab We don’t speak their language They’re locked in a vacancy Broken home kids need to Look out for each other I point my finger gun at him He’s just been shot by cupid There’s more than meets the eye In this subtle rebellion He slammed his knife down Like an old revolutionary Wearing colors of red To appease my black Nine achieves influence In my floppy shoes He took her diamond earring I took his patch For one day this basket case Became a princess