I never met you Every day except one You didn't mind calling fun Everyone else said I was a faithless sinner After being part of these one night winners The kind where we skip dinner And go straight to bed While in my tornado head I am haunted by these idiotic thoughts Despite what my lonely life has taught I yearn for all the pleasure you brought To fill all my days Like the sun's rays Instead of responding with nothing Leaving me in the dark Thinking you're a shark When we shared a spark But you casually smothered the infant flame So I'm glad I don't even know your name