In Heaven
No news
No happening
No ageing
No disease  
No brains
No games
No events
No ***
No ******
No good or bad
No relationship
No joy or sufferings
Coming to Hell
Everyday news
New happening
New adventure
New gossips
New games
New apps
New problems
New suffering
New affairs
New kiss
New girlfriend
New threat
New success
New defeat
New love
New desire
Decide now
Where you want to go after death??