Hi, I'm your happy ******
Have you got some *****
Before we get started
Let's go over the rules
First, you can't put ANYTHING close to my ***
Also, I'm disgusted by the taste of ***
Plus, I refuse to put my face close to near your crotch
And please don't touch my breast
My **** surgery was botched
Pay no attention to that oozing sore, or maybe two
And when were all done, I'll probably rob you
But I'm your happy ******
Are you ready for some fun?