those stripper, rarely get a *******, do they, ladies? hardly fun, ******* on mr. limpy... you must admit, male genitals are a case of a peep-show... one person for one person served... never a multiplied act of sharing the phenomenon / miracle... shame, i know... what a disney movie it would have precipitated into!*

what do you usually call a male striptease?
a beached whale...
otherwise known in
Manhattan as a: limp ****,
   in the Hamptons an attempt
at a pale ale;
       or what we call the northern quasi:
a h'american squeeze minus
the smooth;
a ***** flush, on ***** graveyard...
         take your pick,
none of this slang will ever be picked up
with the glacier of youthful ambition...
targeting the titanic.